Humans are insane because some of them are ready to pay a million dollars to buy a car that supposedly hits 400km/h. Supposedly – for none of them will ever be able to drive it at that speed. And even if he did it at Boneville, do you really think it'll matter?
What do you do with it then? If you try driving it through clogged city streets, you'll feel like committing suicide. Everyone does, when a $6000 Fiat Panda sneaks past his million dollar machine. It gets even worse when the two kids in the rear seat cheer up their unsuccesful, poor, pathetic looking daddy and show you two turned-down thumbs. Whoa! Daddy!! We overtook the big, ugly car!! Booooooooooooooo!!
But maybe you’d rather hit the highway, and leave everyone in dust as the storm called the Bugatti Veyron chews and spits miles with abusive disdain. And then you feel like committing suicide again when you’re ticketed at the very next corner. The old man in a 1975 Beetle trundles past, looking at you like you were an orang-utan behind a zoo’s bars. The old woman beside him points a finger at you and then both of them laugh - hee hee hee!
The bottomline being –this car is not meant to be driven, for there are better machines to do that. Stand beside it at a busy 
Yes, it’s fast. Yes it’s exclusive. Yes, the front and the rear bumpers and everything in between are a metallic incarnation of the wildest sex that you ever had in your dreams. Yes, it’s the best car to pose with. But then… it’s not meant to be driven by sane men. It’s the most blatant way to admit that you care two fucks about the people around you, their problems, the humanity – and about your own poor self. 
IF YOU BUY IT
You’re cool because
It has 987bhp – good enough to move a city if tied with a rope on its fat rear
Nobody will ever challenge you for a drag
It’s the best engineered tool to get chicks on earth
Only 300 will be ever made
If you have one – you’re definitely one of the richest
You’re a fool because
At full speed, this car will gulp down the contents of the entire tank in twelve minutes flat. It returns 1.2kmpl at full blast.
You’ll create jealous enemies wherever you go.
Your kids will be kidnapped within a week of buying it.
Your wife will be kidnapped if you don’t have kids.
They’ll kidnap you if you’re a single.
And….
You’re asking for one more reason – proof enough that you’re a fool.
1 comment:
Hey which mag do u work for.That was a good article.Low on info abt the car but great for fans who already have learnt by heart all there is to learn about the engine of this Bugatti masterpiece.
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